I know that a lot of the NPC's say some funny things when you click on them a lot. I was sorry that this wasn't the same in BG2 to be honest - it seemed as though the humour was more calculated there!

Anyway I was surprised when looking through some of the other creature files that creatures also got some strange dialogue lines too but when would you ever get the chance to click several times on a Xvart or Gibberling?!

Here are a few of my favourites from both:

Xzar: I ate his liver with a nice Chianti and some fava beans.

A Xvart: Humanoid scuz suckers. - Die, snot heads.

Xan: You could do us all a favor Eldoth, by getting killed in the next battle.

Volo: Awfully familiar with that pointer, aren't you? And after only one drink, too.

Volo: I've a story for every man, woman, and child in Faur'n. However, copyright laws forbid me the telling.

Tiax: Ya lil' monkey-spanker.
Tiax: When Tiax rules, breeches shall not ride up so wedge-like!

Bandit: I hate dem Flamin Fist pansies.

Tazok: Oh sure! Touch me like you know me! Now I kill you twice!

Tazok: Do I LOOK like I enjoy being prodded by strangers? Stow the pointer, mouse-boy!

Harlot: Hey sexy. Do ya wanna take a look at me diddeys? (this one always cracks me up)

Skie: All of you are such pigs.

Skie: I broke a nail. - I've mussed my hair. - Lets go shopping!

Sharteel: I spit on your manhood.

Scar: My bum's itchy, but I can't scratch it cause my armor's too tight.

A Kobold: Grrrr, yip yip yap bark bark! - Look, we don't speak common, alright?! Yeesh!

Priest of Gond: My friend Oppenheimer's got some cool invention cooked up.

I love the BG1 quotes

Let's play a game!
Someone tells a quote, others will try to guess who (what NPC, creature etc.) said it in the game, and the person who successfully guesses it in the game can tell a new quote, and others will try to guess this, and who successfully guesses it can tell another quote, and so on.


One of my favourite quotes, if not the most favourite, is this: "Are you looking at me? ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME?". The name of any person (or creature type if the quote is not specific) who said this is considered a good solution.

Unfortunately, I'm far more familiar with BGII quotes at the moment... I could imagine one of the NPCs said that, Edwin or Xzar or Montaron... But I have to admit I have no idea...

Nevermind. Someone else will definitely guess it correctly, sooner or later

You like the BGII quotes better? Then the BG2 Quote Game is for you, check it out in its forum

Slyth

He does not say it
Several men tell it in the game, one example is enough, think of Nashkel for example

a peasant (town inhabitant)

One of the Nashkel Guards or Flaming Fist Guards?

Usually the thin peasants do not act like that; Ragnar is a bit closer to the solution (with the first part of his question... think of a high-ranking soldier, not Brage though)

from your clues this is probaly wrong but...

nimbul

High-ranking officer, town of Nashkel...
His ancestors or himself might have killed a lot of ghasts...

berron gastkill

well to keep it running

"Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me?"

talking not looking

Yeah Berrun Ghastkill

The source of your quote is for example Marl (the guy who insults you in Feldepost's Inn because his son had died because he had wanted to be an adventurer; if you talk to him wisely you don't have to kill him but get XP instead)
Although others in the game also tell this... if you meant someone else please tell !

Meanwhile I tell a quote: 'While being a leader, I endeavor not to get all of us killed.'

yes thats it

joinable npc right?

kagain?

To question 1: Yes
To question 2: No

Think of a non-warrior character...

There is only one person who would say something like that-

Xan!

Exactly!
Now it's your turn!

Okay - I'll make it easy (everyone should know this!)

"Why do I live in such a pissant town."

I leave the chance to others this time

Thalantyr.

Love that guy!

Yep! It's Thalantyr

Whose up next?

It's your turn now, Thorium Dragon

"What part of 'I'm a loner' do ye NOT UNDERSTAND!"

is it a dwarf?

Yeslick?

No.

And no.

Joinable NPC?

Yes.

Kivan (sp?)

No.

bg1, or totsc

BG1

female?

No.

last guess, morton or whatever his name is

Close enough. It's one of Montaron's rare click sounds.

ok so let seee...

"Give and spend and the gods will send"

ok mabey easy mabey difficult

Hint; Don't think of what it says but think of how it is said

Oh and take some guesses

Eldoth?

Alora?

No and No

male joinable npc

Ajantis?

nope

the quote kind of rhymes

Garrick?

we have a winner!

ok then, here goes,

"I do not understand this 'mouse magic' that makes me do your bidding!"

Ha haha, thats a good one is it a joinable npc?

Yep

Nevermind, answered part of it. BG1 or TotSC

Minsc?

No

well, i had two guesses, next one is edwin. if not, then.... i don't know