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BG1 Quote Game, Guess, and then tell yours! |
Sep 21 2004, 09:03 PM
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GOD Retired team member Posts: 1728 Joined: 14-July 04 From: Ireland |
I know that a lot of the NPC's say some funny things when you click on them a lot. I was sorry that this wasn't the same in BG2 to be honest - it seemed as though the humour was more calculated there!
Anyway I was surprised when looking through some of the other creature files that creatures also got some strange dialogue lines too but when would you ever get the chance to click several times on a Xvart or Gibberling?! Here are a few of my favourites from both: Xzar: I ate his liver with a nice Chianti and some fava beans. A Xvart: Humanoid scuz suckers. - Die, snot heads. Xan: You could do us all a favor Eldoth, by getting killed in the next battle. Volo: Awfully familiar with that pointer, aren't you? And after only one drink, too. Volo: I've a story for every man, woman, and child in Faur'n. However, copyright laws forbid me the telling. Tiax: Ya lil' monkey-spanker. Tiax: When Tiax rules, breeches shall not ride up so wedge-like! Bandit: I hate dem Flamin Fist pansies. Tazok: Oh sure! Touch me like you know me! Now I kill you twice! Tazok: Do I LOOK like I enjoy being prodded by strangers? Stow the pointer, mouse-boy! Harlot: Hey sexy. Do ya wanna take a look at me diddeys? (this one always cracks me up) Skie: All of you are such pigs. Skie: I broke a nail. - I've mussed my hair. - Lets go shopping! Sharteel: I spit on your manhood. Scar: My bum's itchy, but I can't scratch it cause my armor's too tight. A Kobold: Grrrr, yip yip yap bark bark! - Look, we don't speak common, alright?! Yeesh! Priest of Gond: My friend Oppenheimer's got some cool invention cooked up. |
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