What kit is your country? Options

[Rabain]

Kit Country: Irish

Kit: Pit Drinker

Desc: The Pit Drinker is willing to get down and dirty in almost any situation so long as it involves drink. The Pit Drinker can be your best friend and your worst enemy depending on the number of drinks consumed at the time you meet him. Pit Drinkers are known for both their philosophic/melancholy outlook on life and their ablility to piss people off really quickly.

Advantages:
Drink until the cows come home
Forget any embarassing moments
Almost always meets a friend for life while in the Pit!

Disadvantages:
Kingsize hangovers
Turn Normal Person (at two levels above the Cleric) due to the bad breath obtained in the Pit
Empty Pockets (just where does all that hard earned money go?)

Abilities:
Abnormal bladder: Pit drinkers can drink until there is no room left between any of the molecules in their bodies.
Whirligig: No Pit Drinker can ever move on a dancefloor without knocking over drinks and generally causing a ruckuss.
Greater Whirligig: (DHLA, Drunken High Level Ability) Pit Drinker can knock glasses from hands, tables and bars without ever even realising it, No Save.

[Kabuki]

Which of my countries... I have four... two from birth and two adopted... (both of which I prefer to one of my two native ones)... but here goes:

Kit Countries: Norway, Japan, Canada

Kit: Viking Negotiator

Quote: "Now you see here behind me, right, we have some well... Bersherks. They are pretty tough. And then you see out there on the flanks, right... those are Samurai... right. Those guys are pretty skilled. Oh, I'm sorry... I forgot to mention the guys in camouflage" *steps over the dead body* "Now how much do you all think this city is worth, maybe we should talk about it?"

Advantages:
- Can get anyone to sit down at a negotiating table
- Can pay for everyone else to fight for them
- Gets to tell everyone who's been nice this year

Disadvantages:
- Tourists have completely ruined your image, -5 rep. "If they ain't drunk as skunks and asking for brown cheese, they are taking bloody photographs"
- Old flames keep getting in the way of new relationships. "I've seen Paris, London, Nanking, Seoul... all in flames... so pretty"
- You are a firm believer in soft power, and have a tendency to end up in unhealthy relationships with maniac hegemons.

The standard kits for my home countries would be so easy (and dull):

Norway: Bersherker
Japan: Samurai
Canada: Page Boy
USA: Wild Mage - Incredibly powerful... and completely lunatic