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![]() GOD Retired team member Posts: 1728 Joined: 14-July 04 From: Ireland ![]() |
I know that a lot of the NPC's say some funny things when you click on them a lot. I was sorry that this wasn't the same in BG2 to be honest - it seemed as though the humour was more calculated there!
Anyway I was surprised when looking through some of the other creature files that creatures also got some strange dialogue lines too but when would you ever get the chance to click several times on a Xvart or Gibberling?! Here are a few of my favourites from both: Xzar: I ate his liver with a nice Chianti and some fava beans. A Xvart: Humanoid scuz suckers. - Die, snot heads. Xan: You could do us all a favor Eldoth, by getting killed in the next battle. Volo: Awfully familiar with that pointer, aren't you? And after only one drink, too. Volo: I've a story for every man, woman, and child in Faur'n. However, copyright laws forbid me the telling. Tiax: Ya lil' monkey-spanker. Tiax: When Tiax rules, breeches shall not ride up so wedge-like! Bandit: I hate dem Flamin Fist pansies. Tazok: Oh sure! Touch me like you know me! Now I kill you twice! Tazok: Do I LOOK like I enjoy being prodded by strangers? Stow the pointer, mouse-boy! Harlot: Hey sexy. Do ya wanna take a look at me diddeys? (this one always cracks me up) Skie: All of you are such pigs. Skie: I broke a nail. - I've mussed my hair. - Lets go shopping! Sharteel: I spit on your manhood. Scar: My bum's itchy, but I can't scratch it cause my armor's too tight. A Kobold: Grrrr, yip yip yap bark bark! - Look, we don't speak common, alright?! Yeesh! Priest of Gond: My friend Oppenheimer's got some cool invention cooked up. |
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![]() Master of energies ![]() Council Member Posts: 3325 Joined: 9-July 04 From: Magyarország ![]() |
I love the BG1 quotes
![]() Let's play a game! Someone tells a quote, others will try to guess who (what NPC, creature etc.) said it in the game, and the person who successfully guesses it in the game can tell a new quote, and others will try to guess this, and who successfully guesses it can tell another quote, and so on. One of my favourite quotes, if not the most favourite, is this: "Are you looking at me? ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME?". The name of any person (or creature type if the quote is not specific) who said this is considered a good solution. -------------------- Mental harmony dispels the darkness.
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